Monday, July 09, 2007

ICICIDirect Stupidities, Or Oh No Not Again!

ICICIDirect! Those morons have done it again! Did I say Morons? My apologies. To the morons of this world. I didn't mean to insult you guys by saying that ICICIDirect is at your intellectual level.

I tried logging into the ICICIDirect web site at about 6.20 pm today (IST). The login page came up fine. I entered my stuff and hit the enter key. And guess what? I got a very polite page saying that the blasted &*(66%^*&*^&) web site was down for "For Some Technical Reason".

  1. What happens to my login information? I entered my credentials and had the site bomb in my face! Why can't the blasted "Site Down" notice be pasted before the login page?
  2. Notice the "Contact Site Admin" notice? How do I contact the site Admin? Email? Phone? A kick on the Bum? Bloody Idiots!

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Resurrection! The Home PC Is Alive Again :-)

Raghu (RR Peripherals) came over this morning to change the motherboard. It took about 30 mins for the entire process. I realized that I need a new SMPS. My current one is 300 Watts and the new motherboard needs 400 Watts. Anyway, it works for the time being and should be able to take the current load but I will change it as soon as I return from Rourkela (Munu's marriage) next weekend.

I had to spend another hour reinstalling all the key drivers (network, audio, video etc). Otherwise everything works like a charm. And the new 1Gb RAM makes it feel smoother than before (I had 512 Mb then).

Bablu came running to me half an hour ago asking if the "Computer Is Okay Now?". I grinned at him and said Yes. At this he ran back into their bedroom and triumphantly informed his elder sister - "I Told You So!". It seems he recognized the startup sounds that the PC makes on starting (Windows XP Pro) but could not convince his sis.

The New 7 Wonders

The results are out!

And the Taj Mahal is one of the new 7 wonders.

 

 

This is the first ever global voting exercise.

Of course the Taj Mahal is still attributed to the Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan. I hope the time will come when the Hindus will get back their lost, desecrated  temples in India and elsewhere (Mecca etc). 

Saturday, July 07, 2007

My Home PC Died, Long Live The Home PC

My home PC died yesterday night. It was a peaceful passing. The motherboard folded up, most probably because of CPU overheating. The CPU cooler has been giving me problems for a while now. I have to regularly clean out the heat sink vanes.

Luckily I had setup a wireless router last month. So I still have my Internet connection (on the laptop). But the home surveillance system is out of commission along with the web & FTP servers.

Raghu of RR Peripherals sold me the PC a couple of years ago. I contacted him this morning and he helped me identify the problem. He also directed me to a supplier for a new motherboard, Intel P4 chip and 1 Gb of RAM. He has promised to replace the motherboard etc tomorrow morning. I should be back in business by lunch tomorrow.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Free Smiley Icons!

I have hosted these Smiley Icons on my personal web site (www.satpathy.in). You can use them anywhere without any restrictions as long as you adhere to the following:

  1. Direct linking only. Do not copy the files.
  2. Add a link to my home page (www.satpathy.in) to your web site or blog. Something like - "Smiley icons from Gautam Satpathy"

Enjoy!

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http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-cry.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-embarassed.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-foot-in-mouth.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-frown.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-innocent.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-kiss.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-laughing.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-money-mouth.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-sealed.png
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http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-surprised.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-tongue-out.png
http://www.satpathy.in/smileys/smiley-undecided.png
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Building A Mutual Fund Portfolio - 2

In this post I will provide links to some of the best web sites for Indian Mutual Fund information.

Value Research

Value Research is an independent provider of investment information. It was started by Dhirendra Kumar and is your best source of reliable information about Indian Mutual Funds. If you are serious about investing in Mutual Funds then you should take a look at these guys. They have a superb print magazine called Mutual Fund Insight. You can read a sample issue online. MFI is an investment that is worth it's weight in gold.

  1. All About Mutual Fund Investing
  2. What To Look for in a Fund?
  3. Value Research's Fund Rating Methodology
  4. Ask Value Research Archives - An archive of questions and replies from Value Research Pundits.
  5. Wealth Strategy - Value Research Archives

PersonalFn

PersonalFn is a personal finance and investment web site from the Quantum Group. They have another interesting web site called Equity Master.

  1. Mutual Fund Tutorial Archives
  2. Money Simplified - A PersonalFn Publication
  3. The PersonalFn Mutual Fund Glossary

Money Control

Money Control is a financial web site from the TV18 folks. Tons of useful stuff and tons of irritating adverts.

  1. Mutual Funds on Money Control, also called Easy MF (http://www.easymf.com/)

Money Control has a ton of tools and articles. Do spend a little time on their web site. I use FireFox with the AdBlock Plus plugin to nuke the advertisements on their web site. As a result their pages load faster and I don't have to deal with irritating adverts flashing all over the page. Heaven! I love FireFox!

AMCs

Links to the AMC web sites. Good for Fund information etc. Do check what Value Research says about a fund before you buy.

  1. ABN AMRO
  2. AIG Global - Do these guys have a web site?
  3. Benchmark Mutual Funds
  4. Birla Sunlife
  5. BoB Mutual Fund
  6. CanBank Mutual Fund
  7. DBS Cholamandalam
  8. Deutsche Mutual Fund
  9. DSP Merrill Lynch Mutual Fund
  10. Escorts Mutual Fund
  11. Fidelity Mutual Fund
  12. Franklin Templeton Mutual Fund
  13. HDFC Mutual Fund
  14. HSBC Mutual Fund
  15. ICICI Prudential Mutual Fund
  16. ING Mutual Fund
  17. JM Financial Mutual Fund
  18. JPMorgan Mutual Fund
  19. Kotak Mahindra Mutual Fund
  20. LIC Mutual Fund
  21. Lotus India Mutual Fund
  22. Morgan Stanley Mutual Fund
  23. Principal Mutual Fund
  24. Quantum Mutual Fund
  25. Reliance Mutual Fund
  26. Sahara Mutual Fund
  27. SBI Mutual Fund
  28. Standard Chartered Mutual Fund
  29. Sundaram BNP Paribas Mutual Fund
  30. Tata Mutual Fund
  31. Taurus Mutual Fund
  32. UTI Mutual Fund
  33. Unit Trust of India

Phew! 33 AMCs currently in India!

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Building A Mutual Fund Portfolio - 1

Much has been written about building a mutual fund portfolio. You can try Money Control, Rediff, Value Research, PersonalFn etc for tons of good articles on the subject. However, there is a common problem with all these articles. They give you a ton of funda but don't really tell you how to go about building a portfolio.

This post is the first of a series of posts I will do on the subject. In these we will look at the various factors involved and we will actually build a portfolio(s).

To start, we will assume the following:

  1. Age: 35 years
  2. Married with two kids.
  3. Investable surplus of Rs. 12,000/- per month
  4. Other issues like Insurance, Real Estate, PPF, Tax Planning etc already taken care of.

Investing for:

  1. Retirement
  2. Children's College, Higher Education & Marriage
  3. Floating Fund for periodic large expenses (car, vacation etc)

Lets look at each investment target:

Retirement

Assuming a retirement age of 60, we have 25 years to go. This is a very long time! So we can have a pure equity (diversified) portfolio. More on this later.

Children's College & Higher Education

Assuming two children with say a difference of 5 years between them, we are looking at a time range of 10 & 15 years (say). Again a long enough time frame for a pure equity (diversified) portfolio. More on this later.

Floating Fund for Periodic Large Expenses

This one is trickier. Let us break it down a bit. Let us assume we will use this portfolio to build up a corpus over a fixed period and then empty it, starting again for the next block. Let us assume we will use blocks of 3 years each. Now 3 years is a short time frame but still adequately long enough to have a significant equity exposure. But we are definitely not talking about a 100% equity exposure here. Also, this would typically be our least priority among the three portfolios we want to setup.

Given the above we can settle for a 60 - 40 or even a 70 - 30 equity - debt distribution. This is easier said than done! We will have to do some homework for this one!

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Now lets us look at some concepts:

Risk

I have not spoken of "Risk" so far. Risk is a relative term. It varies from person to person. And risk is a perception rather than an quantifiable entity. That is, we cannot say something like "my risk appetite is 25%" or "my risk appetite is low / medium / high" because it does not make sense. What is low risk? No such thing exists!

So what are we talking about here? Risk to me is about calculation. Note that one of our key assumptions is about the quantum of money that is available for investment every month. If you are squeezing your finances to come up with this amount, then you are taking risk. If this amount is coming from your income after your regular expenses (household, tax saving, insurance, loan payments, financial buffer etc), then your risk is low. Low mind. There is still the risk of losing the money you are investing. But that does not put your family and lifestyle at immediate financial risk. Rather the risk is spread out over a longer period and hence more manageable.

Return

Okay. Now for the interesting part. And the dangerous part. One of the first things we need to understand when designing a portfolio is what kind of return we can generate. The euphoria of the last few years has people dreaming of "doubling their money in a little while". This is only a pipe dream. Pleasant to dwell on but a chimera nevertheless. It is very important that we understand the kind of returns we can expect from our portfolios.

Historically the BSE SENSEX has returned about 18% per year. This is an average value of course. There have been bad years and good years. However this 18% figure is good estimate of the kind of returns we could expect. But then "past performance is no guarantee..." etc etc. So for our purpose let us assume a return of 15% per annum.

Targets

Ah!. How much? Big question. No straight answers. All I will say at this time is that we need to have a target before we can proceed. For the time being let us throw some numbers out:

  1. Retirement - 1 crore
  2. Children's Fund - 15 lacs each, or 30 lacs together. Note different time frames! 5 year time difference. So a better target is 13 lacs for the first child and 17 lacs for the second.
  3. Floating Fund - 2 lacs

Do these numbers make sense? Not at this time. They are just numbers. But we will go with them for the time being. Later I will revisit the topic of setting targets and show you how to do a good job of setting reasonable targets.

Last Words

So far I have only laid out some assumptions and touched upon three items, namely Risk, Return & Targets. I have made some statements about portfolio structure but have not elaborated further. I will come back to each of these topics later.

In the next post we will look at stitching these things together.

EMI Calculations

Simplifying Personal Finance, one of my favorite blogs, has a very good post about calculating EMI. There is a follow up post about using MS Excel for the same calculation.

I have created a simple Excel sheet for this purpose. Just enter the loan details and the EMI figure will be calculated for you.


Monday, July 02, 2007

iPhone In The Nude

AnandTech seems to be the first to take an iPhone apart. Go see for yourself before the Apple legal folks get to it.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Spiraling Electricity Bills @ Hyderabad, A.P., India

For the past year or so I have seen my monthly electricity bill rise from about Rs. 300/- to about Rs. 1700/-. This increase has happened without a corresponding increase in the number of electrical appliances in the house. In fact, I have replaced all incandescent bulbs with CFL bulbs and the old fridge has been replaced with a new one. No other change in appliances & consumption patterns.

And yet my bill has increased by a factor of 5!

I was somehow not surprised when I read about other people at work having similar bill increases. It seems to be very common to have had one's bill doubled or tripled.

In my quest for answers I visited the local APTRANSCO sub station at Srinagar Colony, Hyderabad. There I met an official called Venkatesh. This person asked me about the number and nature of appliances I use at home and then finally directed me to another APTRANSCO employee called Jagadeesh. I called the number I was given and Jagadeesh came to take a look at the electric meter in our apartment complex. He pronounced it okay and told me that I should have an electrician take a look at the wiring in my flat. He also told me that he knew a good person and would bring him over.

Well, this electrician did come over today (July 1, 2007). Along with Jagadeesh. They poked around with the meter for a while. When I asked them to look at the wiring they had a whispered conversation among themselves and then informed me that they had a solution to my electrical woes:

"We will replace the meter with a older, rotary type meter, one with a plastic body. No body from TRANSCO will come to inspect. You should not tell anybody about this. The new meter will work 60 - 40. That is, it will suppress 40% of whatever bill you have. If somebody inquires, then just claim that this is the meter that has always been present. Cost Rs. 3000/-. Plus baksheesh for now, say about Rs. 200/-"

By now I had figured out that I was being conned. I ended up paying 150/- to these APTRANSCO employees to get rid of them, with the promise that I would call them tomorrow about the change of meter.

I have no intention of hacking my meter or changing it illegally. Now I am looking for ways to measure my electrical consumption independently of the APTRANSCO meter installed in my flat. Any ideas?