The Art of Waiting In Queue (Or You Are In Queue, Please Wait)
Once upon a time I used to hate waiting in queues. Bank teller counters, ration shops, railway booking counters, Hospitals etc etc etc... Queues were every where.
Now I don't care! One because I don't have all those queues to deal with. I rarely visit the bank, what with net banking and private banking managers. Ration shops are a thing of the past. At least as far as I am concerned. Hospitals don't have queues. I call up, get an appointment and go meet the Doctor. Most Railway tickets are booked on the net or Padmaja sends her office boy.
Secondly, I have learned the Art Of Waiting In Queues!
I had to go to the Nampally Railway Station this morning to cancel my train tickets and had to deal with the queues there. But I was nonchalant! I started preparations last night :-)
Steps followed:
- Update the iPod with the current favorites and make sure it is fully charged.
- Load the cell phone with the current book I am reading and make sure the phone is charged.
- Figure out what clothes to wear. This is very important if you have to wait in a queue in the heat of summer and the idiot behind you insists on pushing all the time in the belief that this will somehow speed up the process.
- Tell self that the damn queue is not going to be a problem. Remind self again in the morning. And again when I get to the station and see how many other idiots are ahead of me.
I was tranquility personified! I didn't bother to glance at the head of the queue even once! I didn't compulsively keep counting the number of people in front of me. I did not glance at my watch at all let alone time the processing rate!
I have truly learned the Art of Waiting In Queues!